Pretzel Logic Music

I’m on a posh gig in the countryside and I just had the following conversation with the manager. This is all true I swear to god.
“Hey did you realise that there’s a bunch of wasps chilling around the window at the back of the stage area?”
(She exchanges a worried look with the waitress) “how many?”
“The wrong number upwards of five”
“I see there’s nothing I can do I’m afraid. We can try and distract them”
“What do you mean? Like a dangly fish toy with a cat?”
She fills a cup with orange juice and tries to place it near the incriminated window and with a conspiratorial tone says “they’ll be swimming for a while!”

I am not comfortable with this